I met a chap called Colyn Serfontein, Nelspruit web developer, in a facebook group, who made a few statements I thought were pretty outrageous. I called him on his fallacious statements and Colyn Serfontein, Nelspruit web developer, told me to do some research. I did and this is what I found. First lets quote Colyn Serfontein
You have an invisible website, Well 90% of the web is invisible. It may be indexed but nobody is seeing the sites. Statistics tell us that 83% of the webs traffic comes from search engines.
Statistics also tell us that if your site is not on the front page of the search engines 86% of that traffic will never see your website. If you are not even on page two 99.4% of the search engine traffic will ignore your website.
Today I am going to do something a little different. I am going to write a story using the top 50 keywords searched for according to the fellas at wordtracker. The story must make sense. If you think it’s a total waste of time, tell me and I will redo it.
I see that the majority of people are still looking for porn on the internet. This leads me to believe that if you took away youporn and all the other porn sites there would probably only be 5 sites left on the web. Mine, Yours, Jeremy Nells and the two sites petitioning for the return of the porn.
I once took part in the river race near Sabie, My conveyance was a redtube I am not convinced however that the person searching for redtube was not looking for some seriously perverted porn site. Using Google to search for porn seems to be a very popular activity. The search for knowledge does not end with youporn and redtube.
The quest for knowledge extends to a stock ticker so that someone can see how fast they are losing their money in this very depressed market. The wise however are looking for maps so that they can find the furthest corners of the world to hide from their creditors, the bailiffs and other people that want to harm them. I think the idea is a little myspace would be good or they may have to bailout Bill and Hillary after being charged with screaming yahoo after receiving dirty money because they used youtube and facebook for commercial purposes instead of ebay
They could have used craigslist to advertise for gambar pemerkosaan which sounds awfully like a derivative of that little tablet that causes dancing stars to be looking for a red tube that may be strawberry flavoured to protect yahoo.com from revealing the whereabouts of the other tablets called coroas transando which may stop kim kardashian from selling the mlb playoff bracket to you tube.
Using mapquest and the white pages the persons who used the search term youpron to find youporn.com probably could not find their donkey or their elbow and ended up at myspace.com where cnn reported they had drowned in a vat of sparkle, stupidity and what passes for funny videos among the most backward of teenage internet users.
free shopping at lowes seems to be a better option than wanking like monkey in a mango tree as the hubble fails to deliver pictures of redtube.com or even of xtube
pumpkin stencils tell me it is almost halloween, I know that the unkcoothd sarah palin who probably drives a Scorpio while preaching family values and teenage pregnancy by rape adds to the moral regeneration of the world. it seems we are back to river races and tube8 carrying the pedoland bbs pthc team is cruising to the finish as predicted by sarah palin using her hotmail account as she communicated with McCain. I mean the vegetables, not the senator, although admittedly its hard to tell the difference.
Writing this is probably not as bad as having cancer caused by smoking 60 texans a day. Why anybody would smoke texans is beyond me. Pork seems to be a much better option. Being taurus I know I would much rather eat kassler than a smelly texan rump.
There are many people notably of the libra, pisces and aries persuasion that insist that hotmail.com and craigs list have great recipes for cooking a virgo by deep frying them in crispy batter and lard.
I know I said I would rewite this at the beginning but on the life of googletestad I am claiming the use of game cheats and the backup of my BIG friend that is sagittarius as back up that this is done.
I am guessing that you are reading this article because your website is a cost, not an investment. It is a fact that 80% of websites get 20% of the web traffic and 20% get 80% of the web traffic. The difference between being number one on Google and number three is about 70% of the traffic. Now you can continue with your website as is and I will tell you how to save the 50% on your website but first I want to talk to you about making your website visible instead.
Do you have an invisible website?
Its easy to tell, lets go to Google and check. Search for site: www.yoursitename.co.za and see if your site has ever been indexed. If it has been indexed you are one up on some sites. If your site has not been indexed your site is invisible. This means that you are in the bottom half of the 80%. You have a site that is found by luck or by people who know the address.
Get more than 4 visitors a month
In most cases sites like this get 3 - 4 visits a month. 1 from the designer, 1 from the owner, 1 from the owners buddy and 1 from somebody typing in random addresses. The good thing is that all of this can be changed. You can have a website that actually benefits you with very little effort. In fact if you have an invisible website we can guarantee to improve you web traffic overnight.
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