So Waar as wraggies dis wonderlik, Guy vertel dit soos dit is. “Willem Hekke”
It has come to my attention that everyone wants something for free, so I am going to give you something free. In fact AOL, Microsoft, INTEL, Google, Bill Gates, Richard Branson and I are all joining forces to bring you this free thing. If you send this email to 10 or more of your friends you will get this free stuff. They don’t even have to be real friends. In fact some of you that I am sending this to are not real friends we have just happened to have communicated via the net but because of that we are now lifelong best mates.
This has never been in the news but I know its true because Jane sent this to 109 of her closest friends and got lots of free stuff. I know this happened because Janet told me and Kim told her and I think either Brad or Angelina told her. Microsoft and Bill Gates sent her loads of free updates for her computer, but be warned some of these updates made other stuff stop working but then nothing is really for nothing is it?
This email is not being tracked by AOL or INTEL, well I bloody hope not because that would just tick me off. Its a private communication between you, my closest friends and me and I would hate for them to be reading this stuff unless you actually sent it to them and they also want all this great FREE STUFF. In fact if anybody is tracking this email please stop. I don’t want it tracked anymore. That is just not cricket you know.
If you don’t send this to all your friends nothing is going to happen, seriously absolutely nothing, No camels will die on your driveway, God won’t send angels to beat you up and I definitely won’t be showering curses down on the next 56 generations of your family. I can pretty much guarantee though that some politician somewhere will say something damned stupid, Thabo Mbeki will speak to Rob Mugabe and nothing else will happen. Jacob Zuma will still try and sleep with the justice lady to get his case thrown out of court. But thats gonna happen if you forward this email or not.
I am guessing you are getting bored because we havent got to the FREE STUFF yet, Ok I will get to it but this email needs to be just a little longer to make it look really legit. Have you noticed that all of these emails that you get have comments attached saying how this works so I am just gonna make up a few for you.
“ITS REAL, I DIDNT SEND THIS TO ANYONE AND NOT ONE CAMEL DIED ON MY DRIVEWAY” Gus
“I spoke to Fred and he told me its real, He sent this on and Thabo Mbeki had a meeting with Bob Mugabe.” Jimmy Abbot
“I just can’t believe this, Guy is a genius and the free stuff is keeping me alive” Gerrie Coetzee
“If I had read this before I would never have tried to eat Evanders ear.” Mike Tyson
FREE STUFF
You can look at photos of South Africa here <http://justsouthafrica.co.za> and its FREE
You can read Guys blog <http://guymclaren.com> here and thats also FREE
Step outside and look at some flowers. Thats also FREE
Walk down the road and breath some of that FREE oxygen unless of course you are in Jo’burg then the Carbon monoxide is FREE
Oh yes if you really my friend you will not send this back to me, I never want to see it again. Please use BCC when you forward this so that you are not sending spamming gits a list of email addresses to add to their lists.
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Tags: email hoax, Richard Branson